This is too funny to be real
This is too funny to be real
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
I was compiling a list of Tranquil dialogue from the Gallows a while back, but I don’t think I ever posted it.
Hearing one comment here and there is easy to handwave, but when looking at them as a compilation, it’s really fucking creepy.
These are all copied directly…
This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him
That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.
One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.
When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”
And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.
Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
This looks amazing! And u totally look like you belong in Harry Potter, like part of the Black family tree.
So being from the Black family tree would mean that your parents have a higher chance of being Slitherin (like most of the Black family), though it wouldn’t be uncommon for anyone in your family to be from Ravenclaw or any other house.
I personally am from Hufflepuff, like Tonks :3
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
"girl you know you lookin mighty fine in -"
" I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURE LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE "
"You are one bodacious babe i would like to get to know-"
"Madam says no…and I’m not crossing that old bat for anything!"
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich